thekailife: As a baseball fan, this is awesome.
I am proud to say that I have never been the anonymous person telling people they’re ugly, fat, or go die.

sodamnrelatable:

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infinitetransit:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

… i’m doing this.


aydenalendil:

Rats. One of the many creatures in my future menagerie 

magicalnaturetour: Pacific harbor seal baby
thisisthinprivilege: Dancer from Russia’s Big Ballet, and look, she has no trouble standing on her toes.  The entire production shatters the pro-skinny arguments. In other words, hush up. -locsgirl

  • Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
  • Friend: no.


comedycentral:

meereeneseknot:

“I’ve just never really been into porn…I mean, the idea of people getting paid to have sex, it’s just awful. It’s never ever turned me on.”

This sketch was awesome.